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26Apr/100

Beyonce Knowels – Is this the worst swimsuit ever?

Beyonce Knowels on holiday in Hawaii wearing swim suit of hideous proportions...

Beyonce Knowels on holiday in Hawaii wearing swimsuit of hideous proportions...

Ever wondered what would happen if a Timmy Mallet shirt and a pair of Dame Edna's specs mated? Well, if you have you're a bit weird...however you needn't wonder anymore as a hybrid appears to have materialised in the form of Beyonce's swimsuit!

Recently during a trip to Hawaii American R&B singer Beyonce Knowels was snapped in  what has got to be one of the worst swimsuites seen this year.

Followers of fashion will probably be forgiven for giving this one a miss when kitting out for this year’s beach holiday.

So with that in mind why not take the cheaper option this summer with a Hawaii villa rental from Bargain Villas.  You wont have to pay celebrity prices and we promise wearing a horrible swimsuit is purely optional.

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26Apr/100

Last minute deals of Flights and Cheap Villas

Book a last minute deal and you could be flying away with a bargain!

Right now there are millions of seats up for grabs in the Flybe and Ryanair sales so now’s the perfect time to jet off with a proper bargain!

Flybe.co.uk puts 7 million seats up for sale! With flights from £21.50 one way (see their terms for details) Click here to visit their website.

Ryanair.co.uk 3 million seats up for grabs starting at just £3 one way! (see their terms for details) Click here to visit their website.

Book your villa within 10 days of your travel and you could qualify for an automatic discount of 33% when you choose an Interhome villa

Book your villa within 10 days of your travel and you could qualify for an automatic discount of 33% when you choose an Interhome villa

Not only can you grab a cheap flight but you can also grab a cheap villa too! Book within ten days of your travel date and your Interhome property booked through Bargain Villas will automatically be discounted by up to 33%!

There are over 45000 properties to choose from so your bound to find a perfect pair with a cheap flight and a cheap last minute villa holiday!

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Please note that flight offers are subject to availability and the terms and conditions of the respective flight companies sale/offer.

23Apr/100

Virgin: is this the world’s best passenger complaint letter?

Dear Mr Branson,

REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008

I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.

Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at thehands of your corporation.

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Look at this Richard. Just look at it: [see image above].

I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were racing through mine on that fateful day. What is this? Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this? And, which one is the starter, which one is the desert?

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You don’t get to a position like yours Richard with anything less than a generous sprinkling of observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted the tomato next to the two yellow shafts of sponge on the left. Yes, it’s next to the sponge shaft without the green paste. That’s got to be the clue hasn’t it. No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they. Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in: [see image  above].

I know it looks like a baaji but it’s in custard Richard, custard. It must be the pudding. Well you’ll be fascinated to hear that it wasn't custard. It was a sour gel with a clear oil on top. It’s only redeeming feature was that it managed to be so alien to my palette that it took away the taste of the curry emanating from our miscellaneous central cuboid of beige matter. Perhaps the meal on the left might be the desert after all.

Anyway, this is all irrelevant at the moment. I was raised strictly but neatly by my parents and if they knew I had started desert before the main course, a sponge shaft would be the least of my worries. So lets peel back the tin-foil on the main dish and see what’s on offer.

I’ll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your final present to open. It’s a big one, and you know what it is. It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.

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Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this: [see image  above].

Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking it’s more of that Baaji custard. I admit I thought the same too, but no. It’s mustard Richard. MUSTARD. More mustard than any man could consume in a month. On the left we have a piece of broccoli and some peppers in a brown glue-like oil and on the right the chef had prepared some mashed potato. The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird.

Once it was regurgitated it was clearly then blended and mixed with a bit of mustard. Everybody likes a bit of mustard Richard.

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By now I was actually starting to feel a little hypoglycaemic. I needed a sugar hit. Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It had caught my eye earlier due to it’s baffling presentation: [see image  above].

It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING. Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast. You certainly wouldn’t want to be caught carrying one of these through customs. Imagine biting into a piece of brass Richard. That would be softer on the teeth than the specimen above.

I was exhausted. All I wanted to do was relax but obviously I had to sit with that mess in front of me for half an hour. I swear the sponge shafts moved at one point.

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Once cleared, I decided to relax with a bit of your world-famous onboard entertainment. I switched it on: [see image above].

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I apologise for the quality of the photo, it’s just it was incredibly hard to capture Boris Johnson’s face through the flickering white lines running up and down the screen. Perhaps it would be better on another channel: [see image  above].

Is that Ray Liotta? A question I found myself asking over and over again throughout the gruelling half-hour I attempted to watch the film like this. After that I switched off. I’d had enough. I was the hungriest I’d been in my adult life and I had a splitting headache from squinting at a crackling screen.

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My only option was to simply stare at the seat in front and wait for either food, or sleep. Neither came for an incredibly long time. But when it did it surpassed my wildest expectations: [see image  above].

Yes! It’s another crime-scene cookie. Only this time you dunk it in the white stuff.

Richard…. What is that white stuff? It looked like it was going to be yoghurt. It finally dawned on me what it was after staring at it. It was a mixture between the Baaji custard and the Mustard sauce. It reminded me of my first week at university. I had overheard that you could make a drink by mixing vodka and refreshers. I lied to my new friends and told them I’d done it loads of times. When I attempted to make the drink in a big bowl it formed a cheese Richard, a cheese. That cheese looked a lot like your baaji-mustard.

So that was that Richard. I didn’t eat a bloody thing. My only question is: How can you live like this? I can’t imagine what dinner round your house is like, it must be like something out of a nature documentary.

As I said at the start I love your brand, I really do. It’s just a shame such a simple thing could bring it crashing to it’s knees and begging for sustenance.

Yours Sincererly

XXXX

  • Paul Charles, Virgin’s Director of Corporate Communications 2008, confirmed that Sir Richard Branson had telephoned the author of the letter and had thanked him for his “constructive if tongue-in-cheek” email. Mr Charles said that Virgin was sorry the passenger had not liked the in-flight meals which he said was “award-winning food which is very popular on our Indian routes.”

So if your looking to sample the delights of  inflight food service why not book your next holiday villa at Bargain Villas

 

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22Apr/100

Save a stonking 33% on late deal villa holidays!

Book your villa within 10 days of your travel and you could qualify for an automatic discount of 33% when you choose an Interhome villa

Book your villa within 10 days of your travel and you could qualify for an automatic discount of 33% when you choose an Interhome villa

Booking a late villa holiday deal? well all I can say is lucky you!

Right now when you search for a cheap holiday villa at Bargain Villas you could get a stonking 33% discount!

And the best thing about this offer is that you don't have to do a thing to qualify for it...no ones gonna ask you to sign over your soul, donate a kidney or shave your eye brows off for it....simply book a villa within ten days of travel and the Interhome price you see will include a 33% discount! Good innit?

This offer is subject to property availability and can be with drawn by Interhome at any time so don't mess about, search Bargain Villas today for your next cheap holiday villa.

With over 45,000 properties to choose from your bound to find a Bargain!

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Terms: Offer opened 22/04/10 and is subject to availability. Offer applies to rentals booked within ten days of travel date. Example. If you are travelling from UK on 10/04/10 your villa must have been booked after the 01/04/10 for rental start date of 10/10/10. Offer can be with drwan by Interhome at any point. Happy booking!

22Apr/100

See Richard Branson’s amazing Underwater Virgin Sea Plane!

With all the recent problems with air traffic it would have been pretty handy to have a couple of these little beauties on standby.
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The incredible vehicle has space for three passengers, who breath through integrated SCUBA gear, to sit down as it flies around just above the sea bed.
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It is the only one of its kind in the world and unlike a normal plane it uses its wings to force it downwards so it stays submerged.
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Sir Richard said: "It's like an airplane that flies underwater, a little fighter plane."
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Sir Richard said: "It's like an airplane that flies underwater, a little fighter plane."

Sir Richard said: "It's like an airplane that flies underwater, a little fighter plane."

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Unfortunatly we dont have access to Necker Island but we do have over 45000 other properties to choose from. Why not search Bargain Villas for your next cheap villa holiday

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